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Well, Shits Happen! Woman Accidentally Texts Her Boyfriend About Her Plans To Cheat On Him

metronews by metronews
March 3, 2017
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We’ve all spent ages constructing a furious
rant about our boss or latest weird date, only to find that you’ve sent
it to the very person you’re shouting about. Or even worse, composing a
super sexy text to send to your latest lover, only to find you’ve sent
it to your dad.
If
you’re currently cringing with the memory of when you found yourself in
a similar situation, have no fear, because it looks like it happens to
absolutely everyone. Everyone, including the girlfriend of this guy,
Jordan McNelly.

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Jordan
had apparently been working 60 hours a week to save up for he and
Zoe to go to Florida together, when he suddenly received an incredibly
suspicious text message in his inbox. Jordan then decided to do what any
sensible millennial would do and post her message on Twitter to
publicly shame her.H

When Jordan
confronted Zoe about the message, she claimed she was simply
recounting a dream she’d had. Jordan later explained on Twitter: “I
deleted everything but she said it was a dream she had and she meant to
send it to a friend.“It’s
hard to feel sorry for her, isn’t it? Well, it turns out Jordan felt
exactly the same, because he decided to dump Zoe and later told the
press that she wasn’t the brightest tool in the tool shed. After
reviewing her texting skills, I’d have to say I agree with him.

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