These days, having big lips is all the rage. Thanks to the likes of
Kylie Jenner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Angelina Jolie, an
oversized mouth is so desirable that some even risk going under the
knife to plump their pout.
However, according to an Asian
underwear company, it’s not just the lips on your mouth that are in dire
need of a boost. That’s because a Japanese company known only as Party
Pants have created a range of underwear designed to make your lady lips
look as plumped as possible, by giving the illusion of a massive camel
toe.
You
know, the thing you endlessly try to avoid being seen with at any
opportunity. The thing the mean girls at school would make fun of you
for having. The thing that stopped you wearing your favourite pair of
high waisted jeans. You probably won’t believe me, but apparently it’s a
massive trend in Asia.
Yes,
that’s right: for the extortionate price of $65, you too can have the
camel toe you’ve always (read: never) dreamed of. The pants were created
in Japan (where else?) and are available in a range of different
colours.
Now,
I’m not quite sure why any woman would want to have their camel toe out
for the world to see, but I guess it’s better than hiding your natural
body parts away in shame? On the other hand, however, I think it’s safe
to say that absolutely nothing about this invention is natural.
Of
course, there’s one demographic who are benefiting from these seemingly
bizarre pants: trans women. What better way to disguise your unwanted
male genitals than with a giant, womanly camel toe? Thankfully, the
clever marketing guys behind this product saw the niche market and ran
with it. But hey, you know what they say: one woman’s trash is another
(trans) woman’s treasure.
